Seattle took to escapism early — the Kalua Room poured at the Hotel Windsor from 1953, Trader Vic's held the Ben Franklin corner for four decades, and the Polynesia's A-frames rose right on Pier 51 until 1981. The modern Sound answers with Inside Passage's shipwreck fantasy and Devil's Reef down in Tacoma, heir to the Tacoma Cabana's rum scholarship.
No major tiki weekender calls this port yet — these waters are open year-round, and the chart above is the itinerary. Watch The Season for new sailings.